tom-sits-like-a-whore:

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

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wow

watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed. oh, society.

tom-sits-like-a-whore:

stfueverything:

sizvideos:

Video

wow

watch the fat guy version of this video—where it’s a skinny guy turned fat and the girls meet up with him. it goes SO DIFFERENT. they actually talk about things other than his weight, and he even gets kissed.

oh, society.

unamusedsloth:

Even on an escalator. [Video]

lordlingenglish:

returntothestars:

blue-espeon:

aeonfrodo:

dilapidatedragamuffin:

We were at my grandparents’ house for Easter today, and my brother brought along the Nintendo Wii for our cousins to play

Only he forgot the sensor bar :T the thing that makes the wii-motes work and junk

Then he remembered this crazy myth he heard basically said if you light two candles, they act as a sensor bar.

I DON’T KNOW HOW

BUT IT TURNS OUT IT FUCKING WORKS.

So if you ever lose or break the sensor bar, and don’t mind your TV looking like an offering to Satan, I recommend candles :I

I’ll remember that for the next time my sensor bar stuffs up…

This also works with flashlights, in case you don’t have any candles handy. c:

The “sensor” bar doesn’t actually have any sensors. The sensors are in the Wii-mote. The sensor bar is actually just a line of infrared LEDs that an IR camera in the Wii-mote can see, which means you can substitute other IR sources, like candles and flashlights.

Science, hail Satan.

  1. Camera: Nokia E72-1
  2. Aperture: f/2.8
  3. Exposure: 1/16th
  4. Focal Length: 5mm

zilleniose:

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he doesn’t actually age (as demons are immortal), but he tends to prefer changing his appearance to match Mabel’s age - which is easy, since they’re twins. he’s got a good reference point, though he does like to stay just an inch or two taller (which annoys Mabel, who insists she would end up being the taller one since she’s older by a whole 5 seconds)

his “default” appearance stays 12, unfortunately. he sometimes has to revert back to that age when he’s exhausted, but also sometimes just to be an adorable shit and guilt trip his sister into getting what he wants

as time passes, Dipper gets his own reputation as an individual, rather than just “the demon who stole Cipher’s power”. he strays away from the triangle motif and starts using stars, and probably gives himself a demon alias like Mizar or something equally as lame

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(Source: wasiangod)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

rodent-with-wings:

staragata:

cupquakes-cause-earthquakes:

WELCOME TO TUMBLR.

Where the fandoms are made up and the pronunciation doesnt matter.

Ridiculous, everyone knows it’s not jif.

The guy who made it says it’s pronounced Jif and i love Jif peanut butter.

merylstreeptease:

It’s amazing the impact this second-long video made in my life

(Source: buttsext)

loserpoet:

when someone is mean to you

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(Source: qq45xx)